The evil theocrats strike again! In an effort to silence insane-communist-tinfoil hatter and visionary film artiste Oliver Stone was Arrested on Drug, DUI Charges. Or maybe it was the Smoking Man? Or maybe the Second Shooter? Or maybe the ghost of Richard Nixon and the alive-and-still-kicking Dr. Henry Kissinger? Or maybe, just maybe, it was orchestrated by the producers of his last movie, Alexander.
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Oscar-winning director Oliver Stone was arrested for investigation of drug possession and driving while intoxicated, police said Saturday.
Stone, 58, was arrested Friday night at a police checkpoint on Sunset Boulevard after showing signs of alcohol intoxication, police Sgt. John Edmundson said.
A search of his Mercedes turned up drugs, Edmundson said. He did not specify what kind.
Stone was released Saturday morning after posting $15,000 bail.
We await the mugshot with bated breath. Anybody want to take bets on the unknown drugs? I'll give 2-5 on pot, 2-1 on coke, 5-1 on ecstacy.
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